How Clean Is Your House?

I have just discovered the best show on television. It's called "How Clean is your House?" It's on BBC America. These two ladies show you how to clean your house and make fun of you while doing it. They also take samples from your house, and tell you what kind of "nasties" are growing. When they are finished teaching the person how to clean they kick you out and finish cleaning it. Then they sprinkle their special white powder to make sure that you are cleaning.
Honestly, they go into the dirtiest houses, it's really quite disgusting. My mother and aunt Annie would probably be as disgusted as these two women. It's really quite an amazing show. They teach you how to clean your house using special tricks, like putting vinegar onto animal urine to get rid of the smell.
Watching this show just makes me want to clean. I just want to start vacuuming, and disinfecting. We are staying at Jasons parents right now and there really isn't much to clean, except our room, and even that isn't dirty or messy. So I have this urge to clean and nothing to clean. I guess I could go wash the car if I really want to.
The episode that I am watching now is about a man who lives in Scotland and has two dogs. There is dog hair everywhere! I mean EVERYWHERE!!! It's quite nasty! This man has cleaned his house maybe once in 9 years!!!!! I really think I'm addicted to this show.